What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 01:56

You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What should I do to get over a relationship?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
How often do you watch the news on TV?
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
Octopussy
What is your juiciest sex story?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”